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The Velveteen Elvis Painting

Goodnight, Uranus

Charlotte's Web...OF LIES.

Little House on the Superfund Site

The Wizard of Oslow, Norway

Where the Wild Things Are Having Sex With Other Wild Things Because It's Nature And That's Where That Sort Of Thing Happens
OR
Where the Girls Gone Wild's Things Are

 


Ramona The Sort of Annoying

Are You There, God? It's Me, Miley Cyrus.

Green Eggs and Other Things That Lead To Food Poisoning

A Wrinkle in Time (set in a Time Dry Cleaners)

The Lion, The Witch and Senate Bill 1407 Requiring Hospitals to Report Patient Infection Rates

Those are mine...you got some?