Chuck Palahniuk Children's Books Contest | Live Wire Radio

If author Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Choke, Damned) were to re-write a popular children's book, what would it be called?  The author of the funniest mash-up will be the lucky winner of a pair of tickets to the February 18th season premiere of Live Wire with Ian Karmel, Blitzen Trapper, Hey Marseilles and more!

TO ENTER: Submit your idea on Twitter using the hashtag #PalahniukChildrensBooks and/or in the comments of this post. 

For inspiration, listen to Mr. Palahniuk's Live Wire episode on OPB Saturday Feb 4th at 7pm, download the podcast (Episode 160) or watch a video of his interview.  For a list of Chuck Palahniuk books, click here.

Here are three ideas you cannot use because we already made them up:

Pat the Bunny Before We Cook Him for Dinner

Where the Wild Things Eviscerate You

Toddler Fight Club