ACE LISTENER OF THE WEEK: ELINOR JONES | Live Wire Radio

Every week we profile one of the many delightful human beings on this planet who happen to listen to the show. To get picked, just fire off an email to info@livewireradio.org and tell us a little about yourself. How many cats do you own? How many of those cats do you really like, and how many are you just phoning it in for? Whatever you think is interesting. We'll pick the acest listener of the bunch and profile them right here on the blog.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
In five years I see myself being pulled in a golden chariot by my cats, who should be big enough by then.

What Lego piece most symbolizes your life?
Those viney pieces that come with the castle set. Decorative, uncomplicated, hard to lose, and will make a loud noise if you try to vacuum it up.

Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible but also you can still fly?
Only invisible. No flying. Walking is fine. When did everybody get into such a damn hurry?! People are always texting, never talking! 

How good are you at origami?
On a scale of one to ten, I'd probably give myself a ten, just out of habit.

What would you name a sailboat?
Saily Ride. It would be brave and beautiful, and it's private boat life is really none of your damn business. 

Nora is more than just an office slacker, she is in fact a very funny office slacker. You can see her movie reviews for the Portland Mercury here, and you can bask in her Twitter musings at https://twitter.com/ElinorJoneser