Wow, what a show on Saturday night! We couldn't have asked for more intelligent, funny guests or a better audience. Can't wait for you to hear the shows, but until then, check out the fruits of the audience's labor: it's Lilliputian Literature! We asked our audience to write six-word stories based on the prompt, "My Life Story." Here are some of our favorites:
He said he was a doctor.
Summers off seemed worth it, initially.
- Brandi K.
You're too tall. You scare me.
- Barb M.
Things work out, unless they don't.
- Kristin L.
I live in a funeral home.
- Adrienne Daniels
Always trying to be a comedian.
- Eric M.
My sister is better at this.
- Christina C.
Hey Mom: I now like beets.
- Jeff W.
Global Warming Doubts Texas Governor Exists!
- Ron F.
Found my soulmate on porn site.
- Holly F.
Fast and furious, stumbling and heavenly.
- Cindy K.
Too busy to write six!
- Dylan M.
Could you please repeat the question?
- Melissa M.
Sleepy. Exhausted. Happy. A new father.
- Karl R.
Damn. I was 40 until today.
- Melanie W.
I still own my life rights.
- Jamie C.
A bad girl, a better man.
- Hillary J.
I like my sisters better now.
- Anna P.
I knew it'd end this way.
- Sid Tyler
Uh, yeah...it gets easier, right?
- Ryan O.
Child ate dog's obedience school homework.
- Chris T.
Got it right the first time.
- Jim B.
I'm so glad I remembered to come.
- Maggie M.
But then I had cats instead.
- Hester & Yael
Being an adult really sucks sometimes.
And the dog dug it up.
- Rolf P.
Achieved perfection for a second there.
Who knew cockfighting's illegal in Delaware?
- Marty M.
Silent bird. I do not tweet.
- J. J. M.
Send help! Stuck in alternate universe.
- Ron L.
My ruffled feathers wet with dewdrops.
- Aren M.
Bad choices reaped rewards. Now what?
- Marie S.
I am becoming my mother. Hooray!
- Christina H.
[Author's note: Not sarcastic! =)
Stole your pen. Almost feeling guilty.
- Chris B.
I couldn't care less...or more.
- Angie S.
Where am I? Who are you?
- Joanne Summers
My two dads made memorable risotto.
- Lisa D.
Recent graduate. Will work for food.
- Morgan G.
The whole mail room's a crime scene.
- Lili Ristagno
...and this week's winner of a ticket to our next show:
Cardboard box, xBox, inbox, pine box.
- Vandoren W.